JWOWW MTV'S LATEST REALITY GIRL THINKS SHE KNOWS FASHION

God save us all, . . .can MTV's horrific casts please stop making clothes-- we all know how this story ends. Lauren Conrad's line failed, Whitney Port's line isn't doing well, and Audrina Patridge's line isn't doing well either. Can someone please tell me how these girls become fashion designers? Just because you claim to be Italian, doesn't mean you know anything about fashion.

One of the Jersey Shore housemates is moving on up in the fashion industry! MTV’s very own Jenni Farley, aka JWOWW, is launching her own clothing line.

Jenni never wore that much clothing to begin with, but when she did, she made a statement! Remember those sparkly hot pants she wore to the club?!

Jenni announced the news via her website, which states, “Jenni has created the ultimate in fashionable clothing. Not only will her line be ‘Edgy’ and ‘Sexy,’ but it will also make people of all ages and body type feel more confident in ‘the scene.’ “Remember you don’t want to be that person at the club that sees someone else wearing the same thing.”

With her style, we highly doubt anyone would be wearing the same thing! The line will include custom-made tops in six colors. Jenni is also offering an opportunity for fans who want to show off their “Shore” style to appear on the site. All they’ll need to do is take a picture of themselves wearing the top and send it to her e-mail address. Visit jwoww.com for more details!